If this is goodbye, I'll understand…
mostly…
probably…
…but I might sit here for a little while and be a tiny bit sad. Just a little.
Because I liked sending you things, and it felt like we were kind of email friends.
I works so hard to create content just for you...
Me stayed up late last night crafting the perfect subject line. I am a little hurt.
Is this really what you want?
Do you know what happens when you click that button?
A little notification appears on our screen. I whisper "not another one..."
I has to update a spreadsheet. I hates updating spreadsheets.
I thought what we had was special...
Remember when you first subscribed? We were so happy...
We thought we'd grow old together, sharing emails well into our retirement years...
But I guess all good things must come to an end.
Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want to break our hearts?
I hope we can still be friends...
Before you go, if it's not too much trouble, could I ask you for some milk? Pwease
You don't know how much this means to me!
I love you so much!
You're like my best friend... honestly, you might BE my best friend.
I promise I'll make it worth your while. Only the best emails for you! 💕
Oh... I'm also hungry, please feed me treats, the good stuff please