Are You Sure?

…but I might sit here for a little while and be a tiny bit sad. Just a little.

Because I liked sending you things, and it felt like we were kind of email friends.

Please... Think About This

I works so hard to create content just for you...

Me stayed up late last night crafting the perfect subject line. I am a little hurt.

Is this really what you want?

I'm Literally Crying Right Now

Do you know what happens when you click that button?

A little notification appears on our screen. I whisper "not another one..."

I has to update a spreadsheet. I hates updating spreadsheets.

I thought what we had was special...

This is It. The Final Goodbye.

Remember when you first subscribed? We were so happy...

We thought we'd grow old together, sharing emails well into our retirement years...

But I guess all good things must come to an end.

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want to break our hearts?

I could not bring myself to unsubscribing you - sowwy 👉👈

I hope we can still be friends...

Before you go, if it's not too much trouble, could I ask you for some milk? Pwease

Thank You! Thank You!

You don't know how much this means to me!

I love you so much!

You're like my best friend... honestly, you might BE my best friend.

I promise I'll make it worth your while. Only the best emails for you! 💕

Oh... I'm also hungry, please feed me treats, the good stuff please